No legacy is so rich as honesty.
Admit it:
You did want to file such a brutally honest cover letter at least once in your life.
Am I right?
Well, if you want to make a killer impression and become an HR legend (for slightly wrong reasons), not just be some applicant number 557204, this is a pretty solid cover letter sample to use as a reference 🙂
On a more serious note, though, crafting those endless cover letters, filled with super relatives, can get exhausting.